FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...
ME: No I wasn't!
FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.
ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.
FRIEND: The party was at your house!
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ME: No I wasn't!
FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.
ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.
FRIEND: The party was at your house!
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