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The Dad Jokes Father

@theJokeDad
Channel's geo and language: Ethiopia, English
Category: Edutainment

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27 Sep, 19:25

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What do you call a rock climbing rabbi? Mountain Jew
#climb

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The Dad Jokes Father

27 Sep, 19:25

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It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
#price

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The Dad Jokes Father

27 Sep, 19:25

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Doctor: you should stop masturbating with cucumbers Patient: oh, read somewhere that it was safe to masturbate with cucumbersDoctor: no, it can really harm your dick
#cucumber

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The Dad Jokes Father

27 Sep, 07:00

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My friend Tom was breaking into a mall from the roof while Aiden was keeping watch. Aiden slipped and fell through a skylight into a large pile of sheets and pillow cases... Now he's Aiden in bedding
#mall

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The Dad Jokes Father

27 Sep, 07:00

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I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"
#white

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The Dad Jokes Father

27 Sep, 07:00

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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."Edit: She didn't believe in me but thanks to you guys and your amazing support, I can tell her to piss off cause I made something of myself. I'm front page famous. Well... Not right now but I will!
#amount

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The Dad Jokes Father

26 Sep, 19:25

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What do you call a person who believes in the flat earth An astronomical idiot
#earth

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The Dad Jokes Father

26 Sep, 19:25

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
#general

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The Dad Jokes Father

26 Sep, 19:25

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I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree. I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.- Stollen from Norm's new show.
#nest

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The Dad Jokes Father

26 Sep, 07:00

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I just passed my Canadian citizenship test. I got an Eh plus.
#citizenship

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The Dad Jokes Father

26 Sep, 07:00

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Did you hear about the Binary War? It was a disaster. No One survived.
#war

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26 Sep, 07:00

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How often do scientists check the table of elements? Periodically
#periodical

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The Dad Jokes Father

25 Sep, 19:25

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February is Eczema awareness month.... I am raising money by selling scratch cards.
#month

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25 Sep, 19:25

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Last week we had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a LITERAL serpentine fire so, on this auspicious day, I'd just like to say: OK, Earth Wind & Fire...WE REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER!!!
#hurricane

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25 Sep, 19:25

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil
#accountant

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25 Sep, 07:00

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How does 2+2 =5 ? By mistake
#mistake

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25 Sep, 07:00

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My 6yo told me a dad joke: What kind of key has no lock? A turkey.
#lock

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25 Sep, 07:00

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What's black, and white, and OBVIOUSLY belongs in NeverLand? Pan, duh.
#pan

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The Dad Jokes Father

24 Sep, 19:25

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Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let’s be kind to our neighbors, y’all. Just a little food for thot.
#question

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24 Sep, 19:25

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England is finally honoring it's longest river entirely in it's border by making repairs to the over 45 navigation locks used for transportation, improving the many drinking water systems abstracting flow from it's discharge into the sea, and providing for wildlife sanctuaries near the coast. The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project. It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....
#lock

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