I will take this opportunity to engage in what is known as “neener neener” behavior. After much crying, begging, black mail and the use of ancient Hebrew hypnosis techniques, I have just secured my valentine with just 3 days to spare. And she is okay looking too! What about you? How does it feel to be alone on the most romantic of days? HA! I will see you on the other side losers.
Love,
Robel
Love,
Robel