10 THINGS TO KEEP A SECRET

1. Do not share your plans with anyone.

2. Do not talk about the intimate details of your life.

3. Never talk about how heroic you are.

4. Never declare how enlightened you are.

5. Never talk about your family problems.

6. Do not bring up unpleasant things you've heard.

7. Your partner issues.

8. Your bank account and balance.

9. Your weaknesses.

10. Your talents.